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Party On Jesus - The Cartoon
(words & music by Loke E. Coyote)

well Jesus Christ served up some loaves and fishes
he turned water into wine and it was delicious
he wore a lampshade on his head like a thorny crown
yeah, Jesus Christ, he liked to party down
he used to play hackysack and skinny dip in the creek
he was a bearded robe and sandal wearing long haired Pagan freak

well Jesus had a chalice called the Holy Graille
he used wafers and wine for his cakes and ale
he had a dozen brothers help to spread his lovin'
Jesus makes thirteen, hmmm... sounds like a coven
he had magickal powers and a certain mystique
he was a bearded robe and sandal wearing long haired Pagan freak

well Jesus went to the temple, they wuz stonin' some chick
he said "if you never sinned, you can toss the first brick"
well a rock come a'flyin', knocked him flat on his ass
Jesus say "Mama, you're a barrel of laughs!"
she nailed him again when he turned the other cheek
he was a bearded robe and sandal wearing long haired Pagan freak

well Mary Magdalene was a prostitute
she say "I'll rub your feet if you take off your boots"
Jesus said "Mary, do you think we're compatable?"
Magdalena say "Jesus, you're a party animal!"
he started speaking in tongues and she dug his technique
he was a bearded robe and sandal wearing long haired Pagan freak

well Pontious Pilate was a Roman pig
Jesus gave him the message, but he just couldn't dig
Jesus said "peace and love and blessed be!"
Pilate said "nail that hippie's ass to a tree!"
Jesus said "I guess this just ain't my week!"
he was a bearded robe and sandal wearing long haired Pagan freak

well they buried Jesus in a big old cave
they used a gigantic boulder to seal up his grave
Jesus woke up, he rolled away the stone
all his friends come a'callin', Jesus wasn't at home
the found him behind the rock, taking a leak
he was a bearded robe and sandal wearing long haired Pagan freak

well Jesus may be a god, but he isn't unique
cause he's a bearded robe and sandal wearing long haired Pagan freak

copyright 2003 Wiccabilly Circus

Bardic Circle Featuring...

Loke E. Coyote [a Witchvox Sponsor] ...

Party On Jesus - The Cartoon
(by Loke E. Coyote)

Audience Count: 13,014

The Story...

Party On Jesus first appeared on Bardic Circle a few years back and much of the song's story and the mp3 file can be found there. This performance is a Bardic Circle first - a full length music video animation! The link below may say "LINK to the mp3 File: Click HERE", but it will really take you to a page with the cartoon. We hope you dig it!

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Are you a musician who'd like to see a cheesy cartoon version of your music? Or are you a big cable TV network that wants to pay us a godzillion dollars to make the next South Park? Or maybe you're a fundamentalist who'd like to burn several thousand copies of our CD's in a big public bonfire rather than let them fall into impressionable young hands. You can contact Loke E. Coyote thru the links on this page.

Recorded: animated over the winter of '03 in Utah
Guests/Players: Jesus and Mary play themselves. The Reverend J.R. "Bob" Dobbs appears as Apostle #1. Haw Haw, D'oh and Buzz Cut of the Bubba-Billies play Apostles #8, 9 and 11, and Apostle #10 is Zorg. Olive Oyl portrays the stoning victim and Natasha Fatale turns in an award winning performance as Mary Magdaline. Errol McOink plays the part of Pontius Pilot, and there are cameo appearances by Timmy, Dr. Strangelove and Steven Hawking.

Technical Notes: Animated with Flash... Ah Aaaah! It's a Miracle!

Artist Profile: Trickster spent last winter unemployed in Utah and as a result had lots of time to do goofy stuff like make cartoons. He may burn in hell for this animation, but that's better than freezing in Utah.


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