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VxPoem ID: 21402
Category:
humor
Posted: April 28th. 2006 8:08:55 AM
Views: 1522 |
The Witch had an Itch!
by Ladykelshan
Age Group: Adult
The Witch had an itch!
It itched and it itched,
and she yearned just to twitch,
but,
instead......
she bitched and she bitched
till the itch did a switch
it moved
and it grooved
and it crawled
and it creeped...
all over...till she
just had to let out
a shriek!
She stood, and she
shook, and she peered in
the mirror to see
how this itch could
move and
be near!
It moved quickly,
thickly thru her hair,
to her ears, and down
and 'most everywhere, till
finally, finally, stopping
suddenly,
she fell down.....
THUDDENLY,
and then without a
wand,
she found that her itch
had well, ....
..........
gone!
but, every now and then,
when the moon is round
after a nice long bath,
and everything is 'sound",
the witch gets an itch, that makes
her wanna twitch, but now,
she knows better,
and puts on her
bitchin' witchin'
lotion
potion!!!!
Author's Notes: By ladykelshan
Written Friday April 28th, 2006
I was going thru some itchy skin problems, and thought that I would write something about an itchy twitchy witch! ;-)
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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