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Posted: October 8th. 2006 10:36:24 AM

Views: 1213

Tragedie Turlock's Potion....

by Ladykelshan

Age Group: Adult


Tragedie Turlock
made a potion
for one, that
cursed her
with venom
and
made her have
no fun!

Tragedie decided
to
concoct up
a potion,
that would
scare off this
person
and change their
motion!

She'd done all the
prepping
and now
stirred her" stew."..
she stirred and
stirred,
till she knew it was
through!

But, the Cauldron
was not steady as
a sturdy rock,
it tipped
on over
and it went
kerplop!

Tragedie's potion,
fell all over her!
She
started itchin'
and
it really
made her burn!

She'd made it,
for that enemy,
to make
them itchy-sore...
so they would
realize that
they hurt
her feelings,
more!

Tragedie ,
dumped the
rest , right into
the ground,
the grass started
wilting
and the flowers
to frown.

"I shall start over,
and I'll do
better now"
but, she
spilled it some
more, and on
her best gown!

Once more
she dumped
it down into
the ground,
the bugs
started itching
and
dancing around!

"I'll not
do this recipe
all wrong again, "
she stirred up
her potion
and counted
to ten.
But the
cauldron was
not balanced, and
down the pot flew
it fell on her floor,
and eww! What a
stew!

The stench was
unbearable,
but, the
itch was still there,
unfortunately for her,
she
could no longer
bear....
the ....

scratching
and itching
and more
of that now,
this witchy
was learnin'
how to
NOT "have a cow!"

"Perhaps I should
know better,
harm none,
as they say,
I should not
get so angry
and so
carried away!"

So, away she put
her black cauldron
pot, put her magick
on "hold"
till she knew what
she sought.
She said
"I will talk to that
person, who
is highly upset,
maybe we can
work things out,
perhaps,
I'll just bet!

Up she rang
the person
at hand
and
the voice
answered
and she
took a stand.
"I want to talk
about
why you are mad...
I would
much rather talk,
than
not, !" she said, glad.

Well, the tea
went quite well,
and Tragedie
felt so fine,
her "talk"
straightened out
lots,
and both went to dine...
they went out
to eat, and
they laughed
all that night,
they worked
out the problems,
this time,
it was right!

The curse
was lifted
and the ending
quite sweet,
they are now
friends, ... best
friends, oh, what a treat!




Author's Notes: By ladykelshan
Written Sunday October 8th, 2006

Sometimes, you learn lessons the hard way!
and there are always alternatives!


Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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