VxPoem ID: 25322
Posted: November 2nd. 2006 5:29:49 AM
Age Group: Adult
I gave him a
perfectly spread onion
bagel and cream cheese,
and he said "I don't like the
way you spread the cream
cheese, it's too thick, I'll die
or choke on the thickness
of the cheese!"
I made him tomato soup
and I put a lot of crackers
in the soup--yummy, crunchy,
thinking he'd love it, he said,
"I hate tomato soup, I hate
crackers, how could you
have made this just for me?
Here you eat it!!"
I made tortillas with
quesadillas with melted
monterey jack , it melted
gooey, over the sides, and
I topped it with another
tortilla, I put it on a round
plate , cut it into four tri-
angles and brought it
"The cheese, it's oozing out
eww!, yuk! I can't eat this , this
is going to make me gag, I can't
look at it, oh my God!I hate the smell,
get rid of it, now puulllleeeaaasseeee!"
he cried imploringly.
I took him to the volcano,
we stood and watched it
heat up, fire raged, rocks
fell, lava spewed and as
we watched a red glow came
into his eyes. He ran up
towards the mountain, where
the rivers of red began to
stream down, and gleefully
he picked up pieces of lava,
and ate to his heart's content.
He ate until he turned fiery
and melted, and twisted
and turned into a "red hot
fire -eating lava volcano
boy, "and there I left him, but,
but, not without waving
"goodbye, LavaBoy, you
are finally happy!
Author's Notes: Author's Notes: By ladykelshan
Written Friday August 12th, 2005
It's hard when you have to feed a finicky eater! LOL!
I based this on a real child, that was VERY finicky..about literally everything!!
(and added the Volcano, for humor! LOL!)
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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