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VxPoem ID: 25472
Category:
humor
Posted: November 9th. 2006 11:44:23 AM
Views: 1625 |
When ya gotta go........
by Ladykelshan
Age Group: Adult
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go,
I did my little dance, and I danced up
on my toes
I turned around, and around and around.
I waited for the person to come out,
come out,
I begged, I cried, I tried not to
"die", as I waited patiently, oh, how
I tried, tried, tried!
The pain it was getting worse, I
didn't know what to do, I was
turning purple, a little green, then some blue.
My face began to rumple, then squinch
up very tight, I held unto that "problem"
with all of my might!
Till finally, finally, out of the bathroom
they came,
I ran into the bathroom,
and "went" till I was "sane!"
When ya gotta go, it's really tough,
ya know!
So....just be patient,
and do your little dance,
and try not to go,
in your pants!!!
Author's Notes: Author's Notes: By ladykelshan
Written Tuesday August 15th, 2005
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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