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VxPoem ID: 25480
Category:
humor
Posted: November 9th. 2006 12:56:18 PM
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Froggie Jokes!
by Ladykelshan
Age Group: Adult
:Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What happens when two frogs collide? A: They get tongue tied!
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? A: Unhoppy
.Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtubscrubby-mit? A: A rubbit!
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parkingmeter expired? A: It got toad!
!Q: What's green green green green green? A: A frog rolling down a hill
Q: What is a frog's favorite game? A: Croaket
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's? A: French flies and a diet Croak!
Q: Why did the frog say meow? A: He was learning a foreign language!
.Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital? A: He needed a "hopperation" !
Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world? A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!
Q: How deep can a frog go? A: Knee-deep Knee-deep!
Q: What do stylish frogs wear? A: Jumpsuits!
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke!
Author's Notes: .Posted by ladykelshan
Thursday November 9th, 2006
These came from a special group site...these are from a very proud parent on that site..who obviously loves frogs!!!LOL!
"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"The Kiss of an angel's wings...is as the touch of a butterfly kiss.."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And this came with it, as well!^^^^^^^
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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