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Posted: November 26th. 2007 10:22:10 PM

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The Magazine (scam) Crews Song.

by Ladykelshan

Age Group: Adult

To the tune of "Blow the Man Down!" (well, close enough LOL!)

Oh! join the enlisted mag'azine crews
ya know those ones that the other teens do,
they hit people hard for checks and or cash,
and rob people blind, yeah, they make a splash!

People, open doors and give 'em some more,
Yo ho, they rake in the bucks!
People get nothing, nada for their mon'
give them some moola and they're on the run!

You show them a sample of some magazines.
Yo ho, you fake them all out!
Grab what you can, and give it a whirl
you got the dough, so jump up and

You've sold all your magazines, and then
your done,
Yo ho, now you'll have some" fun!"
You take all your earnings and turn it all in
but, do you get, what was promised within?

Well, the main boss has taken, all of what ya got,
Yo ho, you feel just like rot,
You thought you would get that honorable trip,
but instead, those bosses gave you the slip!

You needed the money, to save for a car..
you ho, you're still kind of far...
but, this time you know, what you gotta do,
it's back to the classifieds , job searching for

Author's Notes: Written by ladyk
Monday November 26th, 2007

I guess that you might say that I have been "inspired" by some young men...because of this...I met a young guy that believes that "his job is to travel the world"... (but, I tried to inform him, it was a total scam..and he just would NOT believe me!!) I also read that these people who recruit the younger kids to sell the magazines..also beat them...and much more..if they don't sell the magazines...This is why I was inspired to write a "little something" about this!!!

Just tell people..this is a scam..and it is NOT a safe job...even when they have been informed that it is!!!
They are WRONG!!!

(I hope that this kid gets OUT of this business, quickly!!!)

Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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