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Posted: March 13th. 2008 1:27:07 AM

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Ode to Je fah fah com! LOL!

by Ladykelshan

Age Group: Adult

Peanut is a woozle,
to me looks like a cave "boy!"
He always makes ya laugh hard
and gives you so much good joy!

Peanut makes fun of Jeff D.
his friend that helps him out
He holds on to friend peanut,
and lets him scream and shout!

Then there's always Jose'
a pepper on a steeeek!
He is a funny veggie,
a short but great sidekeeeek!

Have you met old Walter
who's as hateful as a prune?
He sits and gripes and grumbles
leaves the stage none too soon!

Oh and Sweet Daddy D,
a lovely man to see,
he loves to "manage" Jeff D
and make him smile, you see!

Bubba loves his race cars..and
guzzling beer down too!
When he isn't busy, he'll
act on stage for you!! LOL!

Accccchmed the dead terrorist
I saved this for the last...
He is a scary fella with a
seriously scary past!!

and oh, then there is Melvin,
a caped crusader out to fight!
He thinks that he is fearless,
when he works with all his might!

Yes, " Je fah fah DUNham.".
it's a name I can recall,
a man that plays with wooden toys
and always has a ball!!

Author's Notes: Written by ladykelshan
Written Thursday, 3.12/08

Look for Jeff Dunham on youtube...look up the very entertaining and sweet, Peanut, griping and grumbling Walter, the ever charming Sweet Daddy D wonderful hero, , Melvin the Superhero, scary and dangerous, Accchmed the Dead Terrorist& Z very direct , Jose Jalapeno,

Check him out!! (if you haven't already! LOL!)
He is fantastic.and most of his shows just sell right on out!!!

Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
More Poems: Ladykelshan has posted 485 additional poems- View them?
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