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VxPoem ID: 33373
Category:
humor
Posted: June 26th. 2008 2:57:50 AM
Views: 900 |
I came I saw I amscrayed! LOL!
by Ladykelshan
Age Group: Adult
I came I saw I walked into their house.
I thought, I can do this, I have lived with a mouse!
I tried I lied, okay, this was scary!
Three ghosts, lived here, and man! was it hairy!
I came I saw I said "Uhhh No Way!!!"
I don't happen to think that they'll leave today!
I scattered, I threw, the holy water and blew
the sage wafted up, and then I was screwed!
The ghosts they showed and man, were they pissed!
They knew I was there, and they just had to diss!
"You came, you see, so now YOU leave!
this ain't your house, and yes! We are peeved!"
I came I saw, but, did not give in!
Those ghosts had to go, and I stuck out my chin!
"You must leave, and head for the light!
This is the time, so get out of my sight!"
They stood their ground and refused to go!
They howled and screamed and said "NO! NO!"
I came I went I saw their space!
But, amscrayed their house in my full disgrace!
LOL!!
Author's Notes: Written by ladykelshan (Julie A. Katz-O'Neill)
Written Wednesday, June 26th, 2008
This poem was inspired by a story that I recently heard on a real life haunting!
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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