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VxPoem ID: 34905
Category:
humor
Posted: December 17th. 2008 2:09:21 AM
Views: 1463 |
CrAnKy oLd WiTcH!..... (lol!!)
by Ladykelshan
Age Group: Adult
CrAnKy oLd WiTch..
She's such a Bitch!
she's plastered today..cuz'
her broom's out to play!
She insulted some toads..
so they hopped down the road..
she drank some more wine..
and she kicked the old swine!
I hate talking to her..
she's scary when "loose!"
.. never know what she'll say..
she's a mean one, Oy Vey!!
She's more drunk than alert..
she don't care that she's hurt
you , no not at all..
I hope that old biddy,
takes a long "frickin" fall!!
(okay, okay, so., maybe..
that's wrong!..BUT!, ...
BUT! BUT! BUT!
So whhhhhat!!!)
When Old Wicked Witches
do "their pity parties" and
drink and get drunk and
they never say "Sorrrry!"
That's why I feel, the way that
I do...so, *this*, Mother Wicked.
should sit on it, too!!
Author's Notes: Written by ladykelshan
Written Tuesday December 16th, 2008
Just thought about what if Witches get cranked up and or drunk
Who in the world would want to deal with THAT??!!! LOL!!!
(DO NOT COUNT ME IN!! lol!!!)
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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