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Posted: March 26th. 2010 6:12:17 PM

Views: 554

Metformin, a Sneaky Med!!!

by Ladykelshan

Age Group: Adult


Okay...just stop that grinning from
ear to ear..
you've won, what more can I say?
I am going to have to deal with you
each time and each day!
Taking you makes me
grumpy and sleepy
I want to eat, but,
it sure won't be easy!!
When I eat and then
take you..
I seem to conk out
and THAT'S NOT
cool!!
YOU work too WELL!
but, for me, it's
pure HELL!!
I cannot binge, and
cannot snack and snack!
I have to count
carbs or you'll
"attack!"
DAMN this bad luck!!!
Fie on you!!
I'll lose the weight
and then, What will I
DO!!!????
But, will you please
just stop grinning
from ear to ear...?
I know, I know..
I will still be
HERE!!

You'll help me live and
that's what I need..
even if I love food...
and THAT'S my
GREED!!
I know, so GO..and
give me some time
to absorb these facts..
into my mind!!

I never thought
that you would do this!
Now, I can't eat and eat
and be in BLISS!!!
I can only eat like a '
very small bird...
Damn the bad luck!!
Scuse this word:
^%$#@@!*&^^%%%!!!!!!!!!




Author's Notes: Written by ladykelshan
Written Friday March 26th, 2010

I just recently started to take Metformin..I "thought" that I could entirely avoid taking it..but, nope!
My mistake, totally!!
I have learned that when I eat way too much...and NOT what I am supposed to be eating..that it totally conks me OUT , right off the bat! UGH!!!
I used to be able to "binge" and NOT count the carbs.. (That which I was NOT supposed to be doing either!!) I had gone off my diet..from the hospital..to be able to binge and eat more and more..and well, the doctors saw this..and did not like it , not one little bit!!) plus, I have been rapidly gaining weight..and that;'s really, pretty BAAAAD!
I "know" better..but, I love food and I wanted FOOD!!
and I honestly felt like Ghandi ate way more than I was "getting!"
So, this is my first Metformin poem...I may write more as time progresses..and maybe I will fall in love with this medication..who knows? I do miss some physical activities..one of which is swimming..and I don't feel "strong" enough to swim at this writing..I think that it's gotta be my weight..and it also undermines my confidence to be this heavy!!

Thanks for reading!!

P.S. If you are a teen..I just want to let you know that I cannot write back to you..I have gotten some letters..but, I can't write back..but, I appreciate your letters okay? Thank you!!! Peace!!


Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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