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VxPoem ID: 42651
Category:
humor
Posted: June 15th. 2012 5:25:10 PM
Views: 204 |
Little Witch Muffet
by Phronesus Disegno
Age Group: Adult
Little Witch Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating low-fat cottage cheese.
But then her bowl dropped,
And her cottage cheese plopped!
She fell too, sobbing down to her knees.
Then as in rehearsal
She cast a reversal
On the cottage cheese mess on the floor --
Cottage cheese now un-plopped,
In the bowl now un-dropped,
On the table -- as good as before!
So again sits Witch Muffet,
Anger gone, never stuff it!
All corrected, as much as you please.
But what of the spider
That sat down beside her?
Well I doubt spiders like cottage cheese.
Author's Notes: Based on the nursery rhyme "Little Miss Muffet" and the saying "Don't cry over spilt milk", except it's "Little Witch Muffet" and "Don't sob over plopped cottage cheese". :-)
Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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