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Vox ID: 374544
Clergy Id: 7907
Posted: May.13.2009
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Pagan Clergy
Hildefuns The Mad
Located in: Janesville, Wisconsin
Clergy Profile: I have been chosen by the Spirits as a channel for their divine incarnation on this earth. If you wish to become a blessed vessel, consecrated to carry the divine seed and give birth to the holy avatars of the divine, please, email me a picture displaying your "charms" to full effect and a list of your "qualifications" so that I may commence the sacred divination rites that the spirits may choose those most suited to carry their sacred essence.
Those not chosen immediately by the spirits, but who possess potential will be summoned for remedial "ministering" to further prepare them for my divine mission.
Of course, I am always available for private, and discreet, "counseling" sessions. I am available for "group sessions" as well. You provide the oil and toys...I mean ritual instruments.
(Sigh) I've always wanted to say that, and given how many others were saying something similar in their clerical listings, a few of them posing in leather underwear and pointed hats no less, I was quite inspired to express my true calling.
Seriously, I would be happy to take your money and make pretend that I am doing something that you yourself, and a few friends, could do for real. (For free!)
Remember, my calling myself a "priest" makes me more qualified to pray than you. (Especially when I am wearing leather underwear and a cool hat.)
Gods forbid that you should ever empower yourself, I would have to get a real job!
p.s. I will only answer emails from people who have a Witchvox profile.
Rates: $50 an hour for ordinary rites (quite reasonable I assure you. Do you know how much a priest, or rabbi, or preacher charges to do a wedding these days?) , "Counseling" and "Comforting" sessions are free of charge. (You pay for the hotel.)
To view ALL of my listings: Click HERE
Contact me Via Email...
Email Invites Note: NO, I have not opted to receive Pagan Invites! Please don't send me anonymous invites to groups, sales and events.
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