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VxPoem ID: 36551

Category:
humor

Posted: July 27th. 2009 2:27:03 AM

Views: 693

Dentists Can Be Witches

by Juniper

Age Group: Adult



Dentists Can Be Witches

Oh Paganism
Oh Witchcraft
I love thee so
Go mainstream dears
And let the masses Know
Let dentists be witches
Fight for freedom and equality
And all that good stuff

But oh
My heart and soul
Do not ever, never, no
Oh Paganism
Oh Witchcraft
Become too mainstream
Too good
Too sweet
Oh no

Yes we must be family friendly
And not scare the muggles too much
But don’t be afraid to swear
Or wear purple hair
Or dress in renaissance clothes
Just keep quiet about it
When you dance nude in the woods
Or sacrifice a toad
Let our faith, our craft
Have light, shadows
And the dark also

For if
Oh dears
Should the soccer Moms ever rule over
My faith and my craft
I shall have to lead an uprising
And you don’t want me to do that

~ Juniper 2009




Author's Location: Ottawa, Ontario
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