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VxPoem ID: 18892

Category:
humor

Posted: December 31st. 2005 11:59:36 AM

Views: 649

peter, john, tom, dick, harry, jessica, moca, lila

by the doc

Age Group: Adult



there are times when one has to say
how wonderfully fast forward or rewind or unwind
relaxing when one can offer to afford a relaxing
world-wide cruise
on the night of the 31st december
13 days till
Friday the xiiith
however
every new year brings with it resolutions of some sort
a turkey dinner perhaps?
why
a job as a lecturer could be quite satisfying
in the department of english literature
in a campus
like the ones built for kings
crematoriums
or plainly a tree
with some space
to sit, sermonizing with the silence
nature itself looks like the wonderful dream
of a drugged sculptor
green, brown, muddy, sandy, seven coloured
rainbow
vibgyor-violet indigo blue green yellow orange red
easy was'nt it
the attractive faces at parties are greatly valued..
pneumonics
auditory, ophthalmic, till the vagus
vaso-vagal shock
case defined and diagnosed
a child, was sent to learn swimming
pushed directly from the third floor into the swimming pool
died
not due to banging his head with another fellow
who was jumping at the same time from the 2nd floor
but plainly due to a nerve called the vagus
and with its intricate connections
created and gave a shock,
mind you not an electric one, or a thermal or a
mechanical one like pushing a boulder because
a rolling stoned
gathered know that moss
mycology
gun or beretta - 0.5mmm, double bore
12 cylinder, 18800 cc of horse power
turbine tractors
peacefully engrossed in agricultural activities
pelicans too have to pee
be they brown, or pink like flamingoes..
toxic, or rather endotoxic shock
due to rare and poisonous smoke or snake-bites
have been known
to cause parlaysis, coma, bleeding from the lungs
death
antidotes have been found around a couple of
claustridia welchii, a microorganism
botany, chemistry, neuroendocrinology
all have their uses, misuses, disuses, abuses, or U
like queues of queens
or the Honey Bee
beetles are ofcourse a volksvagen model
so are fat, fertile, females
with gall-bladder stones, requiring
lithotripsy or surgical removal of the entire bladder
cholecystectomy
happy new year
father
forgive us all for our sins committed against anyone
for, in all humility or ignorance
what is the difference between...
fill in the blanks...
reference to context..
who said to whom..
answer in one lines...
no yes true false right wrong math or match
the following
followers of Tom Hanks or fans of the Godfather
must surely be aware that it was Mario Puzo
was'nt it?
Private property
Tresses - passes...
prosecutors-shysters-charlatans-lemurs-orangutans
iguanas-pangolins-chameleons..
hooves, without hooves, tailed, fork-tailed, nails, no nails
feathers, butchered
ostriches and goitres
the difference between animal species
Iodine deficiency disorders, mongolism, dwarfism
anaemic children need iron
bacillus calmette guerin
consumption was common in Siberia
Kuru is a disease
Guru naturally means a teacher...
happy two thousand and six only.




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