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VxPoem ID: 18987

Category:
humor

Posted: January 5th. 2006 1:33:58 PM

Views: 685

uh eh ooh oh aah whoosh ....relief - immeasuable

by the doc

Age Group: Adult



events - that shake the world...like micturating on a beach
people - who might learn sanitary habits
books - might teach them to build trenches
authors - might quote even greater authors with scriptural inferences....
micturition or urination
defaecation or passing stools
rhinorrhoea or coryza
otitis media or middle-ear infection
drainage of pus and stones in cases of
dribbling, incontinence and total stoppage of urine?
Catheters are a must
why?
to provide relief of course.....
for e.g.
famines
plagues
pest-infestations
epidemics
so the generous donors donate like
relief funds, of industrialists, prime-ministers etc.
naturally a tax-benefit or a subsidy might just occur
as a coincidence
deals, business as usual?
well, might itself utilize a walk with the Yogis
'Yogi - krupa' travel agents,
give you a ticket till Calicut - old Kozhikode...
even if you want to go to Panjim or Madgaon...
see
amnesia and alzhiemers are different diseases
who can remain awake sinning with nostalgia?
yogis ? true or false ?
bhogis as in those who are out on a mid-night meal
rogis as in patients bearing pain
jogis are like yogis, for better or for worse?
workers of industries or mills or other enterprises..
all those
with night-shift duties
might also have to remain awake
like anti-robber-house-alarms for instance...
or fire-alarms or sirens, remember Irwing Wallace?
Freddie crooger or fredrick forsyth or forsooth or
soothsayer or tooth-slayer or a dentist...
serum analysis reveals
HIV positive
marriage annulled again?
its common news now-a-days
so are the classifieds for matrimony
you see
women with polio
marry poliomyelitic men
lepers marry leprechauns?
toads turning into princes with a kiss? Shrek?
Jaws?
funny animals on the planet
however
those ye faithful, a mustard seed?
Ken Follet?
the eye of the needle?
catgut sir?
o hell he has forgotten the Babcock forcep again in the ilium, a part of the small intestine...
a botched job
we the cleaners...
laproscopic tubal ligation is a means of contraception!
The system has detected that India which is the
birth country you entered
is not eligible for the Green Card Lottery.
usafis
so what?
there are more than a century of countries left...
don't you think?
hence,
certain emotions like relief
can or cannot be
will or will not be
able or willing
to be measured..
are you a tailor?
The Tailor of - the Panama
the canal or the cigarette brand?
an engineering wonder!
sweeping classes
sewing lessons
the demands on women
cooking
oooooooooooooooooooowhat chores!!
God Bless all those who wish to be blessed...
what else
life as usual goes on
irrespective
Of the disposables, the dispensibles etc.




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