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VxPoem ID: 1500
Category:
humor
Posted: January 28th. 2004 4:46:57 PM
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Song Lyrics - Cath'lic Paradise
by Jemma Hawtrey
Age Group: Adult
Authors Note: This discusses adult issues using adult language. If you arent 18/21 or older be good & dont peek!
Disclaimer: Before anyone starts yowling about this attacking people etc etc be assured this is not how it is intended.
I wrote this humerously and have made the assumption that people have a sense of humour.
Oh, and if you think that some of the things in the poem/lyric are offensive, I suggest you study the true history of the Catholic Church of Rome and its environs.
Cath’lic Paradise.
As I walk down the chancel, Jewish blood on my hands
I take a look at my wife, he’s such a pretty man
But that’s just perfect for a Cath’lic like me
For if we were straight were would the world be?
And I’ve been jerkin’ and strokin’ for so long,
Even the bishop thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a pious man of church, really into sin
Got my - in my hand but no beard on thy chin
But if you finish off the Verger & I’ll do the Choir line
Then we’ll go and party like ‘Inquisition ‘99’
Causin’ worldwide pain & strife
Livin in a Cath’lic paradise
Been a Pedo most my life
Livin in a Cath’lic paradise
Illegal acts with altar boys
Livin in a Cath’lic paradise
They soon learn to play real nice
Livin in a cath’lic paradise
A local boy turned me into the police last week
I just smiled at him and I kissed his other cheek
I really don’t care, in fact I wish him well
’cause I’ll be suckin’ off the Pope when he’s burning in hell
But I ain’t never punched a Muslim even if he deserved it
A cardinal with bloody hands?
You know that’s unheard of
I wear long dresses but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in that... fool
If you come to visit, you’ll be bored to tears
cos we’ll grab you by the bollocks and hang you by the ears!
But we ain’t really quaint, so please don’t point and stare
We’re just psycho-sexually impaired
There’s no love, no light, no innocence
That’s not church policy!
Like ole George W
It’s as corrupt as it can be
Causin’ worldwide pain & strife
Livin in a Cath’lic paradise
Been a Pedo most my life
Livin in a Cath’lic paradise
Illegal acts with altar boys
Livin in a Cath’lic paradise
They soon learn to play real nice
Livin in a cath’lic paradise
Hour after hour, young boys to deflower,
When I finish one, I have to start another!
Think you’re really righteous?
Think you’re pure at heart?
Well, I know I’m a million times as evil as thou art
Im the evil sodomite the lil boys wanna get like
On their knees day and night scorin’ points for the afterlife
So don’t be vain and don’t be whiny
Or else, my brother, we might have to double-team your heinie
Causin’ worldwide pain & strife
Livin in a Cath’lic paradise
Been a Pedo most my life
Livin in a Cath’lic paradise
Illegal acts with altar boys
Livin in a Cath’lic paradise
They soon learn to play real nice
Livin in a cath’lic paradise
Copyright Durin ab Iceni – 28/01/2004
Author's Notes: Wes thu hal All,
If I have done my job right.. some of you will recognise this as a rewrite of a rewrite of the song 'Gangstas Paradise'
It is an original work by me and as such I reserve the copyrights etc etc yada yada.
It is not supposed to be particularly supportive of the Catholic Church. I have researched and learnt a lot about their history and frankly they arent very nice people. If the atrocities committed ever came to court it would be the first where the jurors were three generations of the same families.
This was sort of inspired by the release of the report of the Hutton Enquiry. This report was a total whitewash which was corrupted by the same people who by their actions caused the "alleged" suicide of a dedicated & skilled scientist, Dr David Kelly, who had actually been honoured with one award and was likely to recieve a knighthood as his next.
Its sort of related to my anger at the ability of powerful people or groups of people to rewrite events in ways that can cause immense damage to others.
As ever, write to me with your comments.
Walk in light
Durin
Author's Location: Colchester, England
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