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VxPoem ID: 38480

Category:
political

Posted: June 14th. 2010 9:36:57 AM

Views: 543

Parody - Stuck in the middle with you

by Jemma Hawtrey

Age Group: Adult



Parody - Stuck in the middle with you!

Well, I don’t know how we got here tonight
Seems the electorate aint all that bright
The captain’s just gone got his coat
And the rats have taken charge of the boat…

UKIP to the left of me
Labour to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you,
Yeah I’m, stuck in the middle with you.

And Im wondering what it is I should do,
The NHS? I just don’t have a clue,
lost control, debt all over the place.

UKIP to the left of me
Labour to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you,
Yeah I’m, stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started off with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self made man
But the interest groups come knocking,
Pat you on the back and say,
Ca aa aa aash, plea-ea-ea-se…

Trying to make some sense of it all.
Do the voters have no sense at all?
The banks have gone straight through the floor
And I’m wondering can we cut any more?

UKIP to the left of me
Labour to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you,
Yeah I’m, stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started off with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self made man
But the NHS comes knocking,
Falls down at your knees and says,
Ca aa aa aash, plea-ea-ea-se…

Well, I don’t know how we got here tonight
Seems the electorate aint all that bright
The captain’s just gone got his coat
And the rats have taken charge of the boat…

UKIP to the left of me
Labour to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you,
Yeah I’m, stuck in the middle with you.

Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am stuck in the middle with you…

© Jemma Hawtrey 2010-06-14




Author's Notes: Ah - the joys of a coalition government - like the joys of a Ł4 ASDA chardonnay, the pleasure has to be experienced to be believed...

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Author's Location: Colchester, England
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