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VxPoem ID: 39791

Category: humor

Posted: February 19th. 2011 7:12:04 PM

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An Étude in Attitude (A seeker's Charter)

by Kynran
 Age Group: Adult

"We guarantee the seeker freedom from Solicitude and Solitude whilst providing ample Latitude to those with Aptitude (but at no time precluding totally those with Ineptitude) to exhibit a Plenitude of Rectitude and Fortitude tempered with a modicum of Gratitude, inner Pulchritude and a whimsy of Servitude yet at all times eschewing Lassitude, each and every Platitude and divers degrees of Turpitude thereby effecting positive overt Vicissitude which may bequeath a sure and certain Amplitude of Beatitude. Having thus eschewed Acerbitude and Amaritude and developed Correctitude to expunge Disquietude, Fessitude and Indefinitude, leading to a Crebritude of Disertitude and Dulcitude of demeanour, a Plenitude of Sanctitude and Quietude will surely be their portion."
Copyright © Kynran 1994 (in a less serious mood)
 Author's Notes: Hardly poetry! But it could easily be anyone's charter:
A pupil's charter; worker's charter; tenant's charter; patient's charter; customer's charter .................. oh! what the h**l !!

Author's Location: Edinburgh, Scotland More Poems: Kynran has posted 36 additional poems- View them? Author's Profile: To learn more about Kynran - Click HERE
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