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VxPoem ID: 39981
Category:
humor
Posted: April 4th. 2011 2:17:48 AM
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Little Red Riding Hood
by DD Dionysus
Age Group: Adult
The Love Story of Wolfie and Little Red
Little Red Riding Hood went to the beach
Trying to keep her little sister in reach.
The weather was perfect, a beautiful day.
This was a great chance to relax and play.
Nearby sat the Wolfman who noticed this sight.
When he saw Little Red his heart jumped with delight.
The first thing Wolf noticed was her skimpy bikini,
From one to ten she was at least an infinity.
This beautiful creature captured his eye,
And he melted like mush when she smiled and said, “Hi!”
They talked for awhile ‘til Red had to leave.
The thought of her going caused Wolfie to grieve.
Then boldly Wolf asked, “Can I give you a call?”
To Wolfie’s delight she said, “Yes.” But best of all…
This beautiful maiden, right there on the sand,
Wrote her phone number down on the back of his hand!
At movies and ballgames their romance was growing.
But way back then they had no way of knowing
About so many adventures that still lay ahead,
And in less than a year they were legally wed!
Called to the Army, Wolf played flute in the Band.
But he’d much rather play with his sweet Wifey’s hand.
After that, back to school, they both earned degrees,
Then came babies, careers, and pets carrying fleas.
They’ve had trips to Hawaii and other fun places.
They’ve had kids playing music and running around bases.
They don’t always agree on what’s right or what’s best,
But they know how to find happiness together in their nest.
Love to Little Red Riding Hood
From the Big Bad Wolf! Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2004
(c) Dennis Dunn, (c) DD Dionysus, (c) DDD Resources, Inc.
© 2004, All rights reserved.
barddionysus@aol.com
In the Shadow of Disneyland: Anaheim, CA
Unfortunately, they eventually broke up...
Author's Location: Anaheim, California
More Poems: DD Dionysus has posted 12 additional poems- View them?
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