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VxPoem ID: 42380

Category:
humor

Posted: April 12th. 2012 10:15:56 PM

Views: 231

THE UNLIKELY VALENTINE VAMPIRE

by DD Dionysus

Age Group: Adult



The Unlikely Valentine Vampire

Glendora had been waiting awhile. She sat at her table, staring down her goblet of Merlot, wondering if she should just leave. She checked her watch once more.

Five more minutes. Tops. She swore never to try a blind date ever again. Who was it who set her up for this one, anyway? Another eight minutes passed by. Was she really that desperate? Would she recognize him if he did show up?

Just then a short, pudgy young man with thick spectacles approached her table. He certainly wasn’t one of the servers. He had thinning hair and a bulging waistline in sharp contrast to Glendora’s tall, thin, frame.

“Hi, ” said the young man, clearing his throat uncomfortably. “I’m Bruce. Sorry I was late.”

But now, here they were. Sitting across from each other, still wondering what to say.

“Um, uh, Chardonnay, ” mumbled Bruce, when the waiter asked his wine selection. He was abruptly rescued as the waiter came with another Merlot refill for Glendora, and a wine glass of Chardonnay for Bruce.

“Ah, yes, ” Bruce accepted. “Thank you.”

They nibbled a bit, then tried some potato skins and zuchini. “No garlic, though, ” he said. “I’m allergic to it.” After that they tried to make some small talk, but nothing meaningful came of it. They certainly weren’t getting excited about anything.

When their food came, it was the same. Small talk, but nothing meaningful. As they ate, Bruce began getting a bit tipsy from his Chardonnay. By the time they finished their dinner, Bruce was not in any condition to drive. So Glendora offered to drive Bruce home, and could drive him back to his car later when he regained his sobriety again. He didn’t live very far away.

She found a key from his pocket and helped him into his house. Meanwhile, Bruce was recovering a bit more.

“Does that mean I should get a get-well kiss?” he asked, his eyes sparkling.

“Sure!” she said, much to his surprise. She let him! Then she kissed him on the cheek. Then on her lips. She licked his cheek, then tickled the back of his neck. He was starting to get aroused.

“Oh, ” she said, next. “Here’s one I think you’ll really enjoy.”

With that, she sucked on his neck, licking him seductively, fondling the back of his neck. Now Bruce was really getting into it. He’d never had anyone get him going so quickly!

She offered him another kiss. But now he finds it has become a fang, and the fang becomes a trail of blood dripping down Bruce’s off-white shirt. She then she grabs his shirt to wipe off the blood and stains.

The warm trail of blood invigorates Bruce. Now he’s really getting horny. Glendora’s fang draws another scratch as more blood seeps in. It only makes him more eager. “Taste me again, ” he cries.

Glendora wipes up the blood, removing his shirt as a rag. Almost delirious, Bruce roars. He can’t believe this! Nothing like this had ever happened before!

Glendora roars even louder. Now she tears off her shirt, her large, round breasts showing their supple tender flesh. Bruce hurries to fondle the soft sexiness of her body.

But now she grabs him and rips off his pants, and she tosses her clothes away as well. They're both skyclad! She toys with his body with rugged abandon, stroking him torturously, licking the tip of his bulging wand. Then, in one more mighty howl, she pulls him into her frenzied chalice, now forcing him to thrust vigorously until the final eruption of bloody vampiric esctacy slowly begins to wane.

They now lie together in delirious pleasure. For where there was only one vampire, now there are two.

And the lesson to be learned is that you never quite know for sure where a blind date might take you…or what might happen to you…

Because, with her own vampiric powers, Glendora has now transformed herself into a long, strong, python, squeezing the life force out of his very throbbing phallus, thrusting, lusting, exploding violently again into her sacred inner chamber, sucking in all that incredibly powerful energy, flowing into the universe, she would multiply many fold, again, and again, and yet again…

January 27, 2011
© 2011. Dennis Dunn. D.D. Dionysus. DDD Resources, Inc.
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Author's Notes: Just having a little fun on a blind date...


Author's Location: Anaheim, California
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