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Posted: September 3rd. 2006 3:45:52 AM

Views: 2282

O.C.D.isms! Oh No! Now Don't Get Me Started!

by Ladykelshan

Age Group: Adult

I remember when MY
ridiculous O.C.D.isms
used to not only take
God awful forever, , but,
they were just plain
annoying as He**!

I can't stop washing
my hair, unless, it has
been six times...or it
has been an odd
(By then I have been
in that shower, I
look almost like
a prune, already!)

But, oh, no!
Don't get me
started! I can't
get out, until.....
I have conditioned
my hair, in either
an even number,
or an odd number!
(I am still a prune,
only more prunish!)

I have to use the
"nice" spoons!
I can't use spoons
with a dirty looking
handle! (why?!? Heck,
Don't ask me, I don't
I just had to eat off
of a dirty spoon!
I am gonna die!
( Now how am I
gonna use my mouth
again?!!! It's been

I just touched
a very old piece of
then my fingers
brushed across some
wet rain water!
This newspaper
was from 1944, and
I touched the dirty
newspaper, and then
Oh-MY-God! I touched
the water!
God, is that disgusting!
I wash my hands, over
and over..but, I can't
seem to ":feel" as if
they are ever going to
be CLEAN again!!!!!

I check my jacket, always
the back side...I am with
my elementary school
friends...I "pretend"
that I must have sat on
something gross, to have
to or want to recheck the
back of my jacket three to
ten times...being STILL
not even satisfied, I
twitch uncomfortably
in my class seat,
until the bell rings,
and then, off comes
my jacket, and I check
and recheck over and

Did I turn my light off,
because I am now leaving
on a trip, and I have to make
sure by numbers, that I
DID double check that
light switch in my room!
Did I?
I go back, and I look
at it, and then close my
bedroom door, and then
open the door, and look
at the light switch, and then
aloud I say, " off, off!"
and I again close my door!
God! am I ever gonna get
outta my house, today..
and when???!??

If you took a bite out of my
apple, I will never look at
it the same way again!
I won't even eat don't
bother offering it to me...
I guess kids in China are
starving....but, I'm not!
oh, well, if I offer a bite,
I lose the rest of that
apple! that's life!
Man! I hate that!!!

Don't touch me! I am
gonna get a germ from you!
Don't just pick up that food
off of the floor and eat it, !
God , is that ever dis-gus-
I hate hair in my food, and
I am soooo not kidding!
IF it even has one hair,
in it, I am gonna demand,
that they cook me another
Scoop another sundae for me,
would ya please?!!!

O.C.D. isms....
Oh NO!
PUlllllllleease , don't get
me started!

Author's Notes: By ladykelshan
Written Sunday September 3rd, 2006

I had some of these very "Obsessive compulsive compulsions..and I worked on it..and most of it is GONE!!!
But, does anybody know what I am talking about?

Just asking! !

write and let me know... I would be very interested!

tnaks, ladyk

Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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