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VxPoem ID: 24797

Category:
humor

Posted: October 8th. 2006 1:18:38 PM

Views: 1339

You're not all that you're cracked up to be!

by Ladykelshan

Age Group: Adult



Mirror:"You're not all that you're cracked up to be!"
Princess LMNOP:"MIrror, Mirror on the wall, why do you sit there and stall?! When I ask you a question you NEVER answer it right away, why is that!?"
Mirror:"First of all, you R RUDE, with a capitol R!
Secondly, you are unkind, thirdl'"
Princess LMNOP:"Ahem! You R the rude one! I am the Princess, and YOU are my Mirror, get with the deal here! I need to know, Who is the "prettiest" in the city?"
Mirror"Okay, but, I won't lie, I think that Christina Aguilera is the hottie, and yes, I DID try!"
Princess LMNOP:"YOU think SHE is the one, you 've got to be joking! "
Mirror:"Nope, sorry Miss P, but, . that girl's got it made, and man is she smokin'!"
Princess LMNOP:"What does she have that I don't have, I 'd love to know!"
Mirror: "first of all, she has a voice, that's more than
you can show!"
Princess LMNOP: Well, she can't dance can she?"
Mirror:"Fraid so, and no you CAN'T, so don't Go there, girlfriend!"
Princess LMNOP:"HUMPH! Well, then, who is the prettiest in the county?"
Mirror:"what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?"
Princess LMNOP:"What?"
Mirror:"Hell if I know!"
Princess LMNOP:"Oh, cute!" (makes vomit/choking sound, as she sticks finger down her throat)
Mirror (:Smirks) LOL!
Princess LMNOP: "well, then who gives good face?" (vogues in front of mirror, changing expressions)
Mirror:"Honey, better give it up, you're JUst not all that you're cracked up to be!" (mirror cracks...and the mirror pieces fall to the floor, loudly!...there is laughter in the foreground)
Mirror in the next room of the castle's bedrooms:
"some people just do not know when to "give it a rest!" (rolls eyes to the side and smirks!)

End of short tale!




Author's Notes: By ladykelshan
Written Sunday October 8th, 2006


Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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