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VxPoem ID: 25520

Category: humor

Posted: November 10th. 2006 11:16:25 PM

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Life among the Lily Pads…

by Ladykelshan
 Age Group: Adult

“Charmed, I’m Sure!” she said and that was truly the last word that I ever heard….before she changed me , back into my old form…..
I am talking skin tight Green suit, … Underwater, froggie legs, And a big underbelly… And that’s about how she Left me….
She was the girl of my dreams, But, she just couldn’t stand My eating habits! I still loved Catching flies, with the flick Of my tongue! Instead of a divorce, or annulment, She plopped me right back Where she found me…!!!
Life among the lily pads, ain’t What the faery tales say…. She was this beautiful blonde With a beautiful “Royal Purple Princess Gown” She used to hang Out in my side of town…playing With her silver ball….
She used to talk with me, by The wishing pond…we used to Have a lot of great times Together! We waited, then Dated…I went to her home For dinner…it was great!
Later, I asked her, to give me A kiss, just one…I begged her.. She (didn’t really want to, However…) She finally puckered Up….WHEW!!! That was the best kiss ever… Next to to the huge fly I ate Right after that!
I spent the night….on a pillow On her royal floor! She even gave me her slightly Damp wash cloth, as a Blanket! The very next morning, I Woke up, LARGER than Life! (with a nice grass green Suit, and olive green tie!)
She was flabbergasted..but, Readily agreed to stay with me, No matter what…. HAH! When I think back from that time On, I didn’t eat THAT many flies When I was with her….!!! But, I will admit she used to Get mad, because I had “bug breath” and she detested that!!!
Oh well, life goes on, And I know that someday, I will find my “real somebody” Who will accept me just the way I am…Say, tell me. .would I have a chance With Miss Piggy?
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 Author's Notes: By ladykelshan Written Friday November 10th, 2006

Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC More Poems: Ladykelshan has posted 485 additional poems- View them? Author's Profile: To learn more about Ladykelshan - Click HERE
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