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VxPoem ID: 25520
Category:
humor
Posted: November 10th. 2006 11:16:25 PM
Views: 1868 |
Life among the Lily Pads…
by Ladykelshan
Age Group: Adult
“Charmed, I’m Sure!” she said
and that was truly the last word
that I ever heard….before she
changed me , back into my old
form…..
I am talking skin tight
Green suit, …
Underwater, froggie legs,
And a big underbelly…
And that’s about how she
Left me….
She was the girl of my dreams,
But, she just couldn’t stand
My eating habits! I still loved
Catching flies, with the flick
Of my tongue!
Instead of a divorce,
or annulment,
She plopped me right back
Where she found me…!!!
Life among the lily pads, ain’t
What the faery tales say….
She was this beautiful blonde
With a beautiful “Royal Purple
Princess Gown” She used to hang
Out in my side of town…playing
With her silver ball….
She used to talk with me, by
The wishing pond…we used to
Have a lot of great times
Together! We waited, then
Dated…I went to her home
For dinner…it was great!
Later, I asked her, to give me
A kiss, just one…I begged her..
She (didn’t really want to,
However…) She finally puckered
Up….WHEW!!!
That was the best kiss ever…
Next to to the huge fly I ate
Right after that!
I spent the night….on a pillow
On her royal floor!
She even gave me her slightly
Damp wash cloth, as a
Blanket!
The very next morning, I
Woke up, LARGER than
Life! (with a nice grass green
Suit, and olive green tie!)
She was flabbergasted..but,
Readily agreed to stay with me,
No matter what….
HAH!
When I think back from that time
On, I didn’t eat THAT many flies
When I was with her….!!!
But, I will admit she used to
Get mad, because I had
“bug breath” and she detested
that!!!
Oh well, life goes on,
And I know that someday,
I will find my “real somebody”
Who will accept me just the way
I am…Say, tell me.
.would I have a chance
With Miss Piggy?
End
Author's Notes: By ladykelshan
Written Friday November 10th, 2006
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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