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VxPoem ID: 25975
Category:
humor
Posted: December 12th. 2006 3:37:50 AM
Views: 1173 |
What Is Your New Name?
by Ladykelshan
Age Group: Adult
This is just for fun...I think that I have this from some friends on yet another list..and I may have posted this, but, not for a long time!
ladyk
What is your new name?
Laugh a little!! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor. Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to Friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult- my Friend in Utah is a senior manager and is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And The Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor Forces everyone to assume new names......Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Goober Chickenshorts.
(I like this name better)
Now when you SEND THIS ON. Use your new name as the subject.
Author's Notes: Posted by ladyk
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
More Poems: Ladykelshan has posted 483 additional poems- View them?
Author's Profile: To learn more about Ladykelshan - Click HERE
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