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Posted: February 19th. 2007 6:47:11 AM
18 Ways to Piss Off a Pagan!/& joke!
Age Group: Adult
Be considerate: Rearrange their altar so it looks neat.
Blow out their altar candle if it is daylight.
(no need to waste a good candle) .
Sweep up the salt they carelessly left at the doorway.
Sharpen their Athame.
Untie the knot in their cords.
Try on their jewelry for fashion sense.
Pick up their crystals for a closer look.
See how far their crystal ball will roll (dogs love this) .
Use their runes as extra Dominoes.
Play "Old Maid" with their Tarot cards.
Toss holy water on them "just to see what happens"
Ask them if they are a good witch or a bad witch.
Debate with them about "True Religion".
Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
Tell them how the bible says they are going to hell, then ask if they can make you a love potion.
Point to their pentacle necklace, almost touching it, and say "isn't that supposed to be point down?"
Refer to a business meeting as "a come to Jesus" meeting.
Leave Chick Publication tracts lying about the break rooms & on their desk.
Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
feel grateful and happy doing so.
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't ***ing think so.
Author's Notes: Posted by ladyk
February, 19th Monday, 2007
I got this from another person online....was just very funny!
the joke was a new send in! LOL!
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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