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Poem Specs
VxPoem ID: 27226
Category:
humor
Posted: March 2nd. 2007 12:07:15 PM
Views: 1248 |
13 Reasons To Become A Witch!
by Ladykelshan
Age Group: Adult
13. I live for persecution!
12. I'm a night person at heart.
11. We respect our elders...and alders, and willows and oaks.
10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil.
9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day!
8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows. 7
. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead) .
6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you comeback...
5. Double the deities, double the fun!
4. We get more holidays.
3. Brooms get great mileage.
2. We were here first!
1. BELTANE!!!
- Unknown. Email Apythia if you know the author.
from web site http://www.bewitchingways.com
Author's Notes: Posted by ladyk
I found this after I first saw it on a group that I am on..but, later googled it....
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
More Poems: Ladykelshan has posted 483 additional poems- View them?
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