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VxPoem ID: 28401


Posted: May 10th. 2007 9:45:10 AM

Views: 2143

Talk with my Angel, ( the wiser one)

by Ladykelshan

Age Group: Adult

Me:” I think that I ‘ gonna buy that ice cream, after I have
The chocolate chip cookie…I ate a sandwich…just one half,
And had some chips, and a diet soda…and now I am still hungry
For a lil’ extra treat!”

Angel:” Uhhh, err do you think that you really oughta be havin’ this, at all, my dear?!”

Me:” What?! You still here? Don’t try to talk me out of doing this, because I am gonna tell you
Right now, I am gonna do this, regardless of you standing before me, shaking that golden finger
At moi’!”

Angel:” Don’t talk to me like that! You know that U know wayyyy better than to harm
Your body like that! Ask yourself…”Am I taking good care of myself, today?”……
……………Well? Have you asked yourself, lately, hmmmmm?!?”

Me:” Why do you, oh, Guardian Angel, Mr, have to follow me, just about everywhere I go?”

Angel:”Because I am HERE for you…don’t you KNOW this? I love you, and I love you dearly…but
It seems that you don’t notice this…nor do you wish to acknowledge to love yourself!!”

Me:”I love myself!”

Angel:”Apparently not half as much as the others around you do!”

Me:”What do you mean by this crack?! I DO love me!”

Angel:”Well, you sure do have a funny way of showing it, if you do! You eat all of the garbage
In the world…that you are not supposed to have….and might I add, as soon as you buy it..
And without any qualms….YOU know that I know that this stuff is DaNgErOuS, for you, and might I just add, for any diabetic …HeLLoooooooo!!!!?????!!!! What ARE you thinkin’?!!!!!”

Me:”I wish that you would just stand by me elsewhere, you are kind of getting on my last nerves!”

Angel:”Well, actually YOU are getting on your own last nerves! U are the one that is deliberately bothering U! I am doing , actually nothing! U know what you could end, , , if you just tried…and harder too!”

Me:”I am fine! Please go find yourself another person to harass! I am doing okay! “

Angel:”Well, I am NOT the one who is stuffing thy face, again, and again…with all of the wrong foods!
And I am NOT the ONE, who is thinking that “nobody” will ever find out! Contrary, to your crazy way of thinking…you are NOT gonna get away with this, not by me, or you, for that matter! I think that you are well aware of this!!!!!SoMeBoDy, is gonna know! SoMeBOdY, is gonna be the ONE to pay, if not now, then a bit later…but that certain somebody….is here with me, lookin’ a lot like today’s fool! Have you gotten my strong hints here? ..YeT??????!!!!

Me:”Oh Pooooooh!”

Author's Notes: by ladyk
Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Well, everynow and then I will have one of those "JiMeNy CrIcKeTs" moments! LOL!

And this is one of them! ROFL!!! LOL!*SmiRk*!

Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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