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VxPoem ID: 32216
Category:
humor
Posted: February 28th. 2008 4:03:46 AM
Views: 1004 |
"Scat!" said the cat.....
by Ladykelshan
Age Group: Adult
"Scat!" said the Cat...
when she saw the Dog,
like a HOG, he ate ALL her food!
"Say, boy, that was sooo NOT nice, in fact
it was just kinda rude!
Come over here, let me box your ears,
let me tell you what I gotta say!
Don't be chowin' on down
on my food, ya big clown
or I'll bat you right outta my way!
"Yo, pretty momma,
I am sorry, I ate,
every little morsel of your dish!
I'll let you have some of mine,
next time..and I'll even throw
in a fish!"
Love, the Dog!
Author's Notes: Written by ladykelshan
Written Thursday, February 28th, 2008
Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
More Poems: Ladykelshan has posted 483 additional poems- View them?
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