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Posted: April 2nd. 2008 10:58:50 AM

Views: 2108

Things Adults say....HA ha!!!

by Ladykelshan

Age Group: Adult

1.Did I tell you to touch that?
2.Why did you do that?
3.DId you wipe yourself?
4.Do the dishes, take out the trash....!
5.Don't hit, tease, bother your sister, brother the cat, the dog, etc...!
6.Eat all of what is on your plate, and THEN you can have some dessert!
7.Do you have to go before we leave the house? It's going to be a long drive, or it's going to be a long time until we hit another restroom or rest area!
8.Don't play at the table!
9.Turn that t.v. off!
10.Are you wearing clean clothes? Or Are you wearing clean underpants?
11.Have you brushed your teeth yet?
12.Did you do everything that I asked you to do?
13. Did you eat your food?
14. Don't put your fingers in your mouth ! (or) Don't suck your thumb!
15.Did you put your clothes away?
16. Don't pick that up off of the ground!!
17.You don't know where THAT has been!!
18.Were you good today?
19.What did you do today?
20.Behave yourself!!
21.Don't bother that lady on the other side of the seats...and sit down please!!!
22.Have you washed your face?
23. DId you take your bath?
24.Did you wash your hair?
25. We do NOT waste food!
26.Come heeeeeeerrre!!!
27.Are you listening?!!!!?
28.What did I just tell you about, or what did I just tell you ( to do?)
30. If you are good, .......
31.You are too little, to....
32.You are much to old or too big for this now!
33.Did you feed the dog, cat, (and or any other pets) ?
34.What did I say that you did NOT understand, hear, get?
35.Did you practice?
36.Did you do your homework/?Did you finish your homework?
37.What do you think that your are doing?!!!?
38. Did you wash your hands after you went potty?
39, Wait for mommy!/wait for daddy!
40.Where's your father?
41.Did you do what I asked you to do?
42.Did you clean up your room?
43. Did you put your clothes/jacket/toys etc... away?
44.I hope you're sharing...!
45.Did you make a mess anywhere?
46. What did you get on your shirt?/ How did you make a hole in your pants?/where did this stain come from?
47.Stop looking under the bathroom stall, get over here!!
and to be continued...LOL!

Author's Notes: Written by ladykelshan
Written Wednesday April 2nd, 2008

Oh, some of these things I went thru too! LOL!
I just sat back and thought about the stuff that I have heard thru out the years..but, these are pretty much universal too!! I also hear these things, when I am in a restroom (not all of them but, the appropriate ones ya know...!)
People are pretty much all the same....ya know? LOL!

Author's Location: Washington, Washington DC
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