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VxPoem ID: 17187

Category:
humor

Posted: October 20th. 2005 2:23:37 AM

Views: 1373

This Poem Is A Real Stinker!

by Lunar Pixie

Age Group: Adult



I open up a bottle of soap...
The stench!!! Ohh, ICK!!!
"Fresh Spring Day" it said,
but I'm feeling sick.

A new box of trash bags,
now my stomach is turning.
"New Clean Scent"... really?
(Ach!) My eyes are burning.

"Like my new perfume?
It's 'A Vision Of Rose'..."
I'll sue you for murder!
You're killing my poor nose!

And of a shampoo I tried once
all that needs to be said...
That my sweet, loveing husband
kicked me out of our bed!

The products polluted with
such hideous fragrences...
A violent assault to
our olfactory scenses.

All those scents and perfumes...
Please forgive this crude comment,
but all that crap
just makes me want to vommit!!!

...*GASP!* as I search for a breath...

In love and light,
Lunar Pixie (The Original...)




Author's Notes: ...and while all of that is going on, have you noticed the way they're breeding all the scent from flowers? When is the last time you got any flowers from the store or florists that had ANY smell to them?

*sigh* We've already planted our own tomatoes for the flavour... Time to plant our own flowers for the pretty scent. Or is it just an excuse to play in the yard? ;-)

Anyway... I'm starting to drift... I'l stop now.

In love and light,
Lunar Pixie (The Original...)


Author's Location: Lithonia, Georgia
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