Your browser does not support script



Massachusetts

Hot Sections...

  Loc. News 471
  Events 1,600
  Poetry 156

Personals...

  Adults 410
  Military 7
  Teens 26
  New Posts 10

Groups/Orgs...

  Adult 72
  Family 17
  Teen 4
  College 4
  Military 0
  Recovery 1

  Clergy 45

  Shops 27

  Services 87

  Notices 39

Local Web...

  EGroups 8
  Resources 4
  Activists 0

Total Area Resources
2,517

Sponsors 60








 Page: Profile: Poetry   Total Views: 6,104,240  

Poem Specs

VxPoem ID: 15883

Category:
humor

Posted: September 5th. 2005 2:22:30 PM

Views: 956

The Astral Crystaljection

by Alex

Age Group: Adult



I took my crystal to scry about,
My legs got numb and my feet left out,
The rest of my body I forgot about,
Then I floated into my crystal.
I saw clearly what had to be seen,
Now it's time to go home I thought,
But I couldn't I could not,
I'll be here forever I thought,
Then my mother I saw coming to my room,
With pickle eyes and the curler hairdu,
She rocked and rocked my empty corpse about,
Until I shot back in,
Then looked at me with my sea-sick eyes and said,

"You forgot to do the dishes".




Author's Notes: To mommy who never would do anything soo annoying.


Author's Location: North Adams, Massachusetts
More Poems: Alex has posted 1 additional poems- View them?
Author's Profile: To learn more about Alex - Click HERE
Contact Me Via Email...

Email Invites Note: Yes! I have opted to receive invites to Pagan events, groups, and commercial sales

To send a private email message to Alex...

Disclaimer: The Witches' Voice inc does not verify the accuracy of the details stated in this listing, nor do we vouch for the value of the goods or services presented here... As with all contacts and financial dealings in cyberspace, we encourage you to use caution and wisdom in your dealings with strangers.

Political Statements: Any and all personal political opinions expressed in the public listing sections (including, but not restricted to, personals, events, groups, shops, Wren's Nest, etc.) are solely those of the author(s) and do not reflect the opinion of The Witches' Voice, Inc. TWV is a non-profit, non-partisan educational organization.


State/Country flags created by 3dflags.com and are used with permission

Pagan Essays
1996-2009





Wren's Nest
News 97-2009





Pagan Web
8,000 Links





Pagan Groups
Local Covens etc.





Pagan/Witch
70,000 Profiles














Home - TWV Logos - Email US - Privacy
News and Information

Chapters: Pagan/Heathen Basics - Pagan BOOKS - Traditions, Paths & Religions - Popular Pagan Holidays - TV & Movies - Cats of the Craft - Festival Reviews - Festival Tips - White Pages (Resources) - Issues/Concerns - West Memphis 3 - Witch Hunts - Pagan Protection Tips - Healing Planet Earth

Your Voices: Adult Essays - Young Pagan Essays - Pagan Perspectives (On Hold) - WitchWars: Fire in the Craft - Gay Pagan - Pagan Parenting - Military - Pagan Passages

Pagan Music: Pagan Musicians - Bardic Circle at WitchVox - Free Music from TWV

Vox Central: About TWV - Wren: Words, Wrants and Wramblings - Guest Rants - Past Surveys - A Quest for Unity

Weekly Updates: Click HERE for an index of our weekly updates for the past 6 years

W.O.T.W. - World-Wide Networking

Your Town: A Link to YOUR Area Page (The largest listing of Witches, Pagans, Heathens and Wiccans on the Planet)

VoxLinks: The Pagan Web: 8,000 Listings

Your Witchvox Account: Log in Now - Create New Account - Request New Password - Log in Problems

Personal Listings: Pagan Clergy in Your Town - Adult Pagans - Young Pagans - Military Pagans

Events: Circles, Gatherings, Workshops & Festivals

Covens/Groups/Orgs: Local Groups Main Page

Other LOCAL Resources: Local Shops - Regional Sites - Local Notices - Global/National Notices - Local Skills & Services - Local Egroups - Political Freedom Fighters

Pagan Shopping: Online Shops Index - Original Crafters Sites - Auction Sites - Pagan Wholesalers - Pagan Local Shops



Web Site Content (including: text - graphics - html - look & feel)
Copyright 1997-2009 The Witches' Voice Inc. All rights reserved
Note: Authors & Artists retain the copyright for their work(s) on this website.
Unauthorized reproduction without prior permission is a violation of copyright laws.

Website structure, evolution and php coding by Fritz Jung on a Macintosh G5.

Any and all personal political opinions expressed in the public listing sections (including, but not restricted to, personals, events, groups, shops, Wren’s Nest, etc.) are solely those of the author(s) and do not reflect the opinion of The Witches’ Voice, Inc. TWV is a nonprofit, nonpartisan educational organization.

Sponsorship: Visit the Witches' Voice Sponsor Page for info on how you
can help support this Community Resource. Donations ARE Tax Deductible.
The Witches' Voice carries a 501(c)(3) certificate and a Federal Tax ID.

Mail Us: The Witches' Voice Inc., P.O. Box 341018, Tampa, Florida 33694-1018 U.S.A.
Log in...

Your Email:


Password:


Stay In?

Create Account

GET Password

GET Help

Wren's Nest
usma News


[Past 30 Days]

Tribes Claim Wind Farm Would Destroy Sacred Ritual

Witch School Moving To Witch City

Salem, Mass., Witch Hunt Of 1692 Resulted In Deaths Of Many Innocents

All News
Poem Search







VoxLinks:

The Pagan Web

Listings:

4,663