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VxPoem ID: 15883

Category: humor

Posted: September 5th. 2005 2:22:30 PM

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The Astral Crystaljection

by Alex
 Age Group: Adult

I took my crystal to scry about, My legs got numb and my feet left out, The rest of my body I forgot about, Then I floated into my crystal. I saw clearly what had to be seen, Now it's time to go home I thought, But I couldn't I could not, I'll be here forever I thought, Then my mother I saw coming to my room, With pickle eyes and the curler hairdu, She rocked and rocked my empty corpse about, Until I shot back in, Then looked at me with my sea-sick eyes and said,
"You forgot to do the dishes".
 Author's Notes: To mommy who never would do anything soo annoying.

Author's Location: North Adams, Massachusetts More Poems: Alex has posted 1 additional poems- View them? Author's Profile: To learn more about Alex - Click HERE
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