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Poem Specs
VxPoem ID: 11816
Category:
humor
Posted: April 19th. 2005 8:23:22 PM
Views: 912 |
Dancing with Prince Charming
by Deirdre HowlingWolf
Age Group: Adult
HI, my name is.....
Oh! why do I have to say my name! Why can't people call me Ella!
I hate these stupid shoes, they are such a wreck!
Why does my coach smell so funny, like pumpkin pie!
Why is my coatman eating a fly?
Who said that was a fairy? She just looks like my grandma, my great-great-great grandma if you ask me
Who said he was Charming? He's got stains in his teeth! Not to mention those love bites on his neck!
What kind of ball is this!
If you ask me, that biker over there is hot!
Is he checking me out?
Wow! He's got a Harley! That'll do for me!
See you, grandma, I'm gonna to Vegas with Backstreet Boy #3!
Author's Notes: If you're waiting for Prince Charming then go see Mr. Right-now, while you have time!
Author's Location: Stevensville, Maryland
More Poems: Deirdre HowlingWolf has posted 32 additional poems- View them?
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