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VxPoem ID: 47878

Category:
humor

Posted: December 14th. 2018 3:01:45 PM

Views: 191

How to Turn a Goblin Into _ ___!

by Radko Vacek

Age Group: Adult



In the woods lives this goblin. Guess his name.
Prejudice! He's covered with fur, all green,
To keep him camouflaged, I mean unseen.
You can't see him since his color's the same
As the leaves surrounding him. His whole aim
Is to make trouble, just because he's mean!
He lies about how bad someone has been,
So well that you start to believe his claims!
At night he put leaflets all over town,
Saying cats are pests wicked witches own,
Sent to your door to bring some wretched curse.
Everyone's now chasing poor cats away,
Throwing stones at kittens, and even worse!
How they need a hero to save the day!

Here comes Super-Squirrel to save the day,
With her turbo slingshot firing these nuts
One after another the goblin's way.
He turns running, and gets some in his butt!
Just watch the bully now, a coward true,
Shaking, now kneeling, yes even praying!
Super-Squirrel tells him what he must do,
Go before the whole town right now, saying,
"I made it up just to be mean to cats!"
Now, after confessing his evil deed,
He's as powerless as this toothless rat
With this sign, "Help! I'm hopelessly in need!"
Not being mean, Super-Squirrel got done
The good job to do, make the villain run!




Author's Notes: I'd love to expand this into a children's book, but an illustrator would sure help! If you know someone skilled in drawing goblins and animals, please do contact me through this website. A 50-50 partnership would be super!


Author's Location: Toledo, Ohio
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