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VxPoem ID: 12871

Category: humor

Posted: May 25th. 2005 4:07:16 PM

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Perfection Am I

by Phronesus Disegno
 Age Group: Adult

Envisioning a perfect house A love as sweet as honey A perfect dream I can achieve With someone who has money
The perfect goal kept in the mind (But no plan to achieve it) On silver platter it is served That's how I shall receive it
For perfect ever have I been I'll never need to change The world around me, always wrong It's THEY who seem so strange...
Perfection all I ever see Myself with my own eye Perfection is as perfection does And perfection, dear, am I.
Ah-ha! I see that you relate To all that I am saying! But do you think you're perfect too?
...well Honey, keep on praying.
 Author's Notes: A parody, of course, intended to expose human folly to the point of humorous ridicule, completely devoid of wisdom and good sense. ;-) Sometimes I just need to be completely and totally senseless and sarcastic for no good reason at all.
Sometimes my best friend (a terribly vain Leo) and I (an even worse Sagittarian instigator from Hell) love to have a conversation like this, starting out giving lavish compliments to each other that drool with false flattery and immoderate praise, but ending up trying to outdo each other with self-given praise and utter bragging with extravagant lies about how oneself is far better than the other. A total nonsensical conversation that ends when we can't get any more words through all the laughter. :-)
Seriously, my ego isn't that big. ;-) But I'm learning from my Leonine friend what it might be like to have an ego that big. But all things are relative. I stopped teasing my Leonine friend about how big his ego was when I saw the size of his litterbox. ;-)

Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma More Poems: Phronesus Disegno has posted 612 additional poems- View them? Author's Profile: To learn more about Phronesus Disegno - Click HERE
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