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VxPoem ID: 26301
Category:
humor
Posted: January 6th. 2007 10:29:33 PM
Views: 918 |
Why I Love To Sneeze
by Phronesus Disegno
Age Group: Adult
Do you know how you feel
When you are just about to sneeze?
The whole world comes to a halt
Before convulsing as you please.
Whatever you're in the middle of
It most surely matters not:
In a library, or while driving,
Spraying all before you with snot.
If only we could freeze the frame
As one pauses to stand in place
Taking in an enormous breath,
Of that expression on the face.
An overpowering sensation
At its mercy, nothing you can do;
And at times if you're not careful
You blow out the other end too...
Many stories could come from sneezing
How they end, it all "Depends"
Blowing glassware across the table
Caught and saved by supportive friends.
Blowing wigs off poor grandma's head,
Sturdy buildings blown down in strife
Nearby people grasping trees and flagpoles
Holding on for their dearest life.
In the words of beloved Dr. Ruth,
Teriffic sex is truly a breeze;
You know when you've had an orgasm
Because "it's really like a sneeze."
Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
More Poems: Phronesus Disegno has posted 612 additional poems- View them?
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