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VxPoem ID: 3543

Category:
humor

Posted: April 16th. 2004 5:33:42 PM

Views: 1767

Annabelch Pea

by Phronesus Disegno

Age Group: Adult



It was many and many a year ago,
On a toilet filled with pee,
That a maiden there sat upon whom you may know
By the name of Annabelch Pea;
And this maiden she sat with no other thought
Than to release all that sweetened iced tea.

I was a child, and she was a child
On that toilet filled with pee;
But she released so much more than an "iced tea" release --
So much more than Annabelch Pea;

With thunder, blew the feathers off the seraphs of heaven
And my hat blew off of me.
And this was the reason that, long ago,
On that toilet filled with pee,
The wind was a dark green cloud, killing
My fondness of Annabelch Pea;

Then her highborn parents came
And blamed not her, but ME!
And shut me in that water closet sepulcher
With that toilet filled with pee.

The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
In the dark green cloud could not locate me
Yes! that was the reason
(as all men know, near that toilet filled with pee)
That the wind came not from the cloud by night,
But instead from Annabelch Pea.

But the Lysol was stronger by far than the Glade
Or the off-brand spray Morning Breeze
Or the linen spray Febreeze

And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever damage from the toilet bowl
Caused by releaseful Annabelch Pea.

Now the moon never cares whether I have nightmares
Of so-called Annabelch "Iced Tea" Pea;
I can't see the stars rise with my stinging eyes
From mushroom cloud Annabelch Pea;

And so all the night-tide, I lied down by the side
Of that toilet, knowing not how it ever complied.
To save my life it occurred to me,
RUN when you hear Annabelch Pea.




Author's Notes: hahahahaha! I know, I know, tacky, tacky, tacky.
Based on the poem "Annabelle Lee" by Edgar Allen Poe, with no disrespect intended. I hope it brought a smile to your face.


Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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