Your browser does not support script



Oklahoma

Hot Sections...

  Loc. News 0
  Events 223
  Poetry 864

Personals...

  Adults 256
  Military 14
  Teens 6
  New Posts 2

Groups/Orgs...

  Adult 32
  Family 10
  Teen 4
  College 1
  Military 4
  Recovery 1

  Clergy 34

  Shops 9

  Services 57

  Notices 9

Local Web...

  EGroups 2
  Resources 0
  Activists 0

Total Area Resources
1,528

Sponsors 13








 Page: Profile: Poetry   Total Views: 10,201,512  



Poem Specs

VxPoem ID: 3634

Category:
humor

Posted: April 20th. 2004 6:51:43 PM

Views: 2654

Witch Rhymes With B...!

by Phronesus Disegno

Age Group: Adult



Okay, I bet I know what you're thinking.
Sitting there reading, while nervously blinking.
I have created in you a conspicuous itch,
Curious to see what I've rhymed with "Witch".

Now this poem may be just a little disjointed,
So I hope you are not all that disappointed,
'Twas not easy to write, in fact to the contrary
I cheated, using my rhyming dicitonary.

All that I ask is that you do not snitch,
Or else, like Samantha you know on Bewitched,
I'll crinkle my nose and give it a twitch,
And you'll find yourself wallowing in a ditch.

But if I could do that, I would make a big switch,
From being so poor, to being so rich,
And I would have finally found my niche,
And never again a fit would I pitch.

To use the word "kitsch" would be a waste,
Because, it refers to pretentious bad taste,
So never that word would I use to diss
In a high-class poetry forum such as this.

In the title, you ask, what is that "B"?
Well honey child please don't look at me.
The last thing I need at my poetry prime
Is many witches mad at me, all at one time.

But if you read the very small print
That "B" word does seem to give a hint.
The truth is, and this you have me to thank,
It's an eye-catcher for you, to fill in the "B"lank!




Author's Notes: Did I fool you? hee-hee-heee!
Just kidding! Hope it brought a smile to your face.


Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
More Poems: Phronesus Disegno has posted 626 additional poems- View them?
Author's Profile: To learn more about Phronesus Disegno - Click HERE
Contact Me Via Email...

Email Invites Note: Yes! I have opted to receive invites to Pagan events, groups, and commercial sales

To send a private email message to Phronesus Disegno...

Disclaimer: The Witches' Voice inc does not verify the accuracy of the details stated in this listing, nor do we vouch for the value of the goods or services presented here... As with all contacts and financial dealings in cyberspace, we encourage you to use caution and wisdom in your dealings with strangers.

Political Statements: Any and all personal political opinions expressed in the public listing sections (including, but not restricted to, personals, events, groups, shops, Wren's Nest, etc.) are solely those of the author(s) and do not reflect the opinion of The Witches' Voice, Inc. TWV is a non-profit, non-partisan educational organization.


State/Country flags created by 3dflags.com and are used with permission

Pagan Essays
1996-2014





Pagan Web
8,000 Links





Pagan Groups
Local Covens etc.





Pagan/Witch
80,000 Profiles














Home - TWV Logos - Email US - Privacy
News and Information

Chapters: Pagan/Heathen Basics - Pagan BOOKS - Traditions, Paths & Religions - Popular Pagan Holidays - TV & Movies - Cats of the Craft - Festival Reviews - Festival Tips - White Pages (Resources) - Issues/Concerns - West Memphis 3 - Witch Hunts - Pagan Protection Tips - Healing Planet Earth

Your Voices: Adult Essays - Young Pagan Essays - Pagan Perspectives (On Hold) - WitchWars: Fire in the Craft - Gay Pagan - Pagan Parenting - Military - Pagan Passages

Pagan Music: Pagan Musicians - Bardic Circle at WitchVox - Free Music from TWV

Vox Central: About TWV - Wren: Words, Wrants and Wramblings - Guest Rants - Past Surveys - A Quest for Unity

Weekly Updates: Click HERE for an index of our weekly updates for the past 6 years

W.O.T.W. - World-Wide Networking

Your Town: A Link to YOUR Area Page (The largest listing of Witches, Pagans, Heathens and Wiccans on the Planet)

VoxLinks: The Pagan Web: 8,000 Listings

Your Witchvox Account: Log in Now - Create New Account - Request New Password - Log in Problems

Personal Listings: Pagan Clergy in Your Town - Adult Pagans - Young Pagans - Military Pagans

Events: Circles, Gatherings, Workshops & Festivals

Covens/Groups/Orgs: Local Groups Main Page

Other LOCAL Resources: Local Shops - Regional Sites - Local Notices - Global/National Notices - Local Skills & Services - Local Egroups - Political Freedom Fighters

Pagan Shopping: Online Shops Index - Original Crafters Sites - Auction Sites - Pagan Wholesalers - Pagan Local Shops



Web Site Content (including: text - graphics - html - look & feel)
Copyright 1997-2014 The Witches' Voice Inc. All rights reserved
Note: Authors & Artists retain the copyright for their work(s) on this website.
Unauthorized reproduction without prior permission is a violation of copyright laws.

Website structure, evolution and php coding by Fritz Jung on a Macintosh G5.

Any and all personal political opinions expressed in the public listing sections (including, but not restricted to, personals, events, groups, shops, Wren’s Nest, etc.) are solely those of the author(s) and do not reflect the opinion of The Witches’ Voice, Inc. TWV is a nonprofit, nonpartisan educational organization.

Sponsorship: Visit the Witches' Voice Sponsor Page for info on how you
can help support this Community Resource. Donations ARE Tax Deductible.
The Witches' Voice carries a 501(c)(3) certificate and a Federal Tax ID.

Mail Us: The Witches' Voice Inc., P.O. Box 341018, Tampa, Florida 33694-1018 U.S.A.
Log in...

Your Email:


Password:


Stay In?

Create Account

GET Password

GET Help

Poem Search







VoxLinks:

The Pagan Web

Listings:

3,580