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Poem Specs
VxPoem ID: 3634
Category:
humor
Posted: April 20th. 2004 6:51:43 PM
Views: 2559 |
Witch Rhymes With B...!
by Phronesus Disegno
Age Group: Adult
Okay, I bet I know what you're thinking.
Sitting there reading, while nervously blinking.
I have created in you a conspicuous itch,
Curious to see what I've rhymed with "Witch".
Now this poem may be just a little disjointed,
So I hope you are not all that disappointed,
'Twas not easy to write, in fact to the contrary
I cheated, using my rhyming dicitonary.
All that I ask is that you do not snitch,
Or else, like Samantha you know on Bewitched,
I'll crinkle my nose and give it a twitch,
And you'll find yourself wallowing in a ditch.
But if I could do that, I would make a big switch,
From being so poor, to being so rich,
And I would have finally found my niche,
And never again a fit would I pitch.
To use the word "kitsch" would be a waste,
Because, it refers to pretentious bad taste,
So never that word would I use to diss
In a high-class poetry forum such as this.
In the title, you ask, what is that "B"?
Well honey child please don't look at me.
The last thing I need at my poetry prime
Is many witches mad at me, all at one time.
But if you read the very small print
That "B" word does seem to give a hint.
The truth is, and this you have me to thank,
It's an eye-catcher for you, to fill in the "B"lank!
Author's Notes: Did I fool you? hee-hee-heee!
Just kidding! Hope it brought a smile to your face.
Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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