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VxPoem ID: 38309

Category: humor

Posted: May 10th. 2010 2:30:31 PM

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I Can't Not Love My Cats

by Phronesus Disegno
 Age Group: Adult

You see, I have a brand new bed New mattress and box springs; More comfortable than I ever knew With dreams of many things. I dream of friendly smiles Seeing sunny skies ahead; And when I wake, I do not ache My bod feels good instead.
But one thing didn't seem to change When my two cats awake; In early hours their hunger speaks: "MEOW!" ...for goodness' sake. It's not yet time for my alarm Cats crawl on top of me; And I cannot go back to sleep Because I need to pee...
The sun below horizon's edge At dawn before its shine, "Are my kittens hungry now?" Between ankles they intertwine. Impatient for the magic word And freakin' like they're itchin', Aloud the magic words, "Din-Din?" They dash straight to the kitchen --
"A-one for you, and one for you, " Like piglets eating crazy; And now to snuggle back in bed I'm half-awake and hazy.
And just when I'm about to sleep A litter box smell in the air; Good grief I just can't sleep like this So I clean up over there. The kitty-cats now fed content Are back upon my bed; They refuse to let me fall asleep 'til I scratch-scratch-scratch their head.
And finally they curl up and rest Now I'll go back to sleep -- A pillow here, and one deep breath, My alarm clock sounds, "BEEP-BEEP!" I'd never change my kitten-cats, I'm blessed by precious beings; Far more than just a brand new bed With mattress and box springs.
 Author's Notes: True story.

Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma More Poems: Phronesus Disegno has posted 612 additional poems- View them? Author's Profile: To learn more about Phronesus Disegno - Click HERE
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