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VxPoem ID: 3955
Category:
humor
Posted: May 6th. 2004 4:43:49 PM
Views: 1297 |
Spiritual Cure For A Bad Mood
by Phronesus Disegno
Age Group: Adult
A bad mood once befell poor granny.
And the cause is rather uncanny:
She sat in a chair
While her false teeth were there
And BIT herself, right in the FANNY!
Author's Notes: Got humor? :-)
Humor has always been my cure for a bad mood. Heck, all I have to do to get out of a bad mood is just think of the things that happen in my life, like granny's false teeth mishap. Of course, I was the one who placed her false teeth there. Surprise, grandma!
She forgave me. She even laughed with me. Then she told me if I ever did it again, she would take the switch to my behind. So I never did it again.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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