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VxPoem ID: 5178
Category:
humor
Posted: July 19th. 2004 2:17:00 PM
Views: 1960 |
What Was that Herbal Remedy?
by Phronesus Disegno
Age Group: Adult
I fell asleep and found myself
awake in some strange land,
And seated in a loveseat
that was shaped just like a hand.
I looked as far across the land
as my brown eyes could see,
A frog jumped on my leg and scared
the living crap from me.
I got up and I ran to hide
behind a great big tree,
Some squirrels threw acorns on my head
and wouldn't let me be.
I flew away into the clouds,
and you'll never guess what,
A bird said "you can't fly here"
then it pecked me on my butt.
I fell a thousand feet and landed
near a pool of grease,
Some static, then a voice said,
"May I take your order please?"
The cashier didn't care much
when I asked, "Where am I at?"
She smiled and said, "You're ugly,
and would you like fries with that?"
I reached across to slap that rude
cashier upon the face,
But a light of lace on me did chase
to fill my space with grace.
('cause in that case,
I might've used mace
To replace that disgrace...)
I found myself transported back
into the loveseat hand,
But NOW it had a lever labeled,
"Flush me, if you can!"
I pulled the lever, then fell thorugh
the loveseat with a "whoosh!"
I tried and tried but couldn't find
a word that rhymes with "whoosh!"
Then I woke up! ...and looked around
and rubbed my aching head.
What was that herbal remedy
I swallowed before bed?
Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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