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Poem Specs
VxPoem ID: 5226
Category:
humor
Posted: July 22nd. 2004 3:49:08 PM
Views: 1322 |
Would Ya Like to Buy the Sun?
by Phronesus Disegno
Age Group: Adult
Would ya like to buy the Sun?
You know you'd like to have some fun!
Yes I'm selling it, it's true --
But it's a secret just for you!
Buy the Sun and you will be the only one!
I can tell that you are bright,
It could be yours by tonight!
Wear it shining from a locket,
Keep it safe inside your pocket
Make it daytime even if it's really night!
Plus it helps you to lose weight,
All the way down to size eight...
It can melt your nachos cheesy,
Just eat "light" and lose weight easy,
Even helps increase your metabolic rate!
You could make a sunny day,
Chase the rain clouds all away,
You could have a lovely picnic
Give a suntan to a beatnik
And reflect off balding heads with no toupee!
Put a nightlight on the street,
Sunlight makes the birds go tweet!
And that's not it at all,
You can throw it like a ball --
And if you're hungry it is good enough to eat!
Never again will you be outdone,
Your fun has only just begun!
Won't you help me out of this pickle,
I'm only asking for a nickle,
Come on Baby, have some fun and buy the Sun!
Author's Notes: So, ummm..., do you think I'd make a good salesman? :-)
Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
More Poems: Phronesus Disegno has posted 612 additional poems- View them?
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