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VxPoem ID: 5227
Category:
political
Posted: July 22nd. 2004 8:32:42 PM
Views: 1565 |
The Ballad of Ole Slick Willy
by Thomas Harris
Age Group: Adult
O, Willy he played once amid Jenny Flowers
Hay! Ho! Whoa, Punani! Hey! Ho! Punani Hey Nay!
Caused him a scandal in Capitol bowers
Hay! Ho! Whoa, Punani! Hey! Ho! Punani He Say!
Lewinsky the Lady knew just what to do
Hay! Ho! Whoa, Punani! Hey! Ho! Punani Hey Nay!
With a cigar and a dress all of blue
Hay! Ho! Whoa, Punani! Hey! Ho! Punani She Say!
Ole Slick Willy claimed that way wasn't knowin'
Hay! Ho! Whoa, Punani! Hey! Ho! Punani Hey Nay!
But Hillary walked out and told Bill to blow her
Hay! Ho! Whoa, Punani! Hey! Ho! Punani She Nay!
Author's Notes: For the love of the Goddess, can you believe all of this? Yes, this is a song about Bill Clinton and the Lewinsky scandal. I doubt the sex part of the scandal is as disturbing to Pagans as was the hideous media circus and trauma to the Clinton and Lewinsky families. I mean, who really wanted to be subjected to viewing that blue dress again and again? No drag queen worth her salt would be caught dead in it...ever. It was just too tacky. That's why washing machines were invented, hon. Anyways, part of the role of a bard is to provide satire when deserved. Kinsmen, after years of being stubborn because I voted for the man, I admit it. Slick Willy is an oathbreaker. Not to America, but to his wife and daughter. The oathbreaker song cannot approach the absurdity of the scandal circus, thus a new song was required. By the way, I want to point out that among other atrocities, the nasty way he treated women...possibly due to his being in power, but more than likely due to his just being a sex pig, the subjected station he allotted the women in his life needed portrayal in the song. Thus the repetition of the word 'punani', which in normal conversation sould be used lovingly for a womans reproductive system, meaning 'sweet p***y*' is herein used in the oddly degrading way that so many male chauvenists view it. It's for reasons like him, I keep telling my sisters about the wonders of keeping cast iron in the kitchen.
Author's Location: Seminole, Oklahoma
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