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VxPoem ID: 6257

Category:
humor

Posted: September 17th. 2004 2:29:00 PM

Views: 1749

Madhouse Barn

by Phronesus Disegno

Age Group: Adult



I went to bed last night
After eating chili con carne
And had an awful fright
Dreaming I was in a barn

My tummy didn't feel grand
The animals were just as upset;
A doggie bit my left hand
And a sprinkler got me wet

A cat jumped on my head
And really mussed my hair,
Sought shelter in a shed
But guess what happened there?

Startled like the dickens
By a noisy, noisy goose
Surrounded by some chickens
Running backwards on the loose

Beneath a tree for cover
I ran to flee from harm
A bird above did hover
And plopped one on my arm

It wasn't easy knowing
How I would get out now
Not looking where I was going
Ran smack-dab into a cow

I slipped upon a cow pie,
What with such finesse and grace!
An enormous hog then came by,
And SNORTED in my face.

And though I tried to escape,
It looked more like a dance
I'm somewhat out of shape
And couldn't keep my stance

I tripped over a turkey
Which caused us both to wobble
I threatened it beef-jerky
It threatened back, "gobble-gobble!"

That turkey gobble brawl
Was nothing as of late
A rooster, fifty-foot tall!
Chased me plum to the gate

Went through it in a hurry
And closed it with a slam!
And then it all went blurry,
But I escaped that jam...

I know this may sound strange,
But every now and then
Just for a little change
I might go back again.

Next time I'll try some ice cream
Along with the chili con carne
Maybe then I'll have a nice dream
Instead of a madhouse barn.




Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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