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Posted: October 21st. 2004 12:19:29 AM
Mount St. Helens' False Alarm
by Phronesus Disegno
Age Group: Adult
You may know
Of Mount St. Helens
She didn't blow,
But started swellin'
I'm sure glad
They didn't use Drain-o
To unclog that bad
And strange volcano
The rise, the fall
It smoked, then naught
It scared us all,
I tell you what!
But now She'll rest,
Oh happy day!
I think it's best,
But dare I say...
"There She'll sit,
Tried to ----
But only farted."
Author's Notes: I'm so terribly sorry for posting this (who am I trying to fool? No I'm not!) , but I just couldn't resist. I'll have you know that I spent a good five minutes calming down from laughing when I thought of applying that time-honored bathroom humor poem to a huge volcano that almost erupted...
Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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