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VxPoem ID: 7626

Category: humor

Posted: November 23rd. 2004 12:39:14 AM

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Mis-Spell

by Phronesus Disegno
 Age Group: Adult

I began the spell With all in place And I chanted the words With utter grace I raised my hands up To the Great Divine And twirled around (I'd been sipping wine)
I lit a white candle Like a serious Mage But dropped my spellbook And lost the page I bent myself over Without any malice I reached for the book But knocked down the chalice
Aghast, I had spilled My chalice of wine! I had more in the bottle I thought would be fine; I went for the bottle But started to think, I sure would feel better If I had one more drink...
I refilled the chalice With wine that was white It didn't take long To start feeling alright, I sat for an hour Drinking wine at full throttle And to my dismay I emptied the bottle
It seems I remember I chanted some words Then slept on the sofa To the tweeting of birds; The candle burned out With the book on the floor My spell had been cast, But, what was it for? ;-)
 Author's Notes: Okay, this didn't really happen! Hopefully I have never been quite as irresponsible as I have portrayed in my fictional poem. But alas, I do indeed like to have a glass of wine with dinner. :-)

Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma More Poems: Phronesus Disegno has posted 612 additional poems- View them? Author's Profile: To learn more about Phronesus Disegno - Click HERE
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