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VxPoem ID: 7854
Category:
humor
Posted: December 4th. 2004 2:17:51 AM
Views: 1693 |
To Phase with the Moon
by Phronesus Disegno
Age Group: Adult
When the moon is new
That's when I begin
I turn my back to you
And give a sneaky grin,
As you wonder what
I am possibly doing
Looking innocent but
Thoughts of mischief brewing...
When the moon is waxing
I can hear you scoff
You're no longer relaxing --
My pants are half off!
As I force my decree,
Good gracious grief!
You just stare at me
In complete disbelief
When the moon is full
You see all moreover
Pants down do I pull
Bending all the way over!
This was not what you planned
For me to impart
As you place your hand
Lovingly over your heart
When the moon is waning
Did I shock you? Yup!
It's so very entertaining,
My pants mostly pulled up.
Your mouth hanging open
And unable to talk
It's hard to be coping
While in total shock
When the moon returns new
I do my victory dance,
Once again I face you
Having pulled up my pants;
The cycle is complete
You must think I'm crazed
But I'm a genuine elite
With EVERY "moon" phase. ;-)
Author's Notes: hee-hee! Perhaps you'll never look at the moon the same way again! ;-)
Oh and by the way, I just "mooned" you. So there!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Author's Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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