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VxPoem ID: 11266

Category: humor

Posted: April 5th. 2005 11:28:04 AM

Views: 1197 |
Battle with a Troll

by Gloria Gypsy
 Age Group: Adult

There was a wicked troll Who tried to steal my soul. Underneath the old oak tree He tried to wrench it free. ?My soul you cannot have, ? said I. ?Relinquish it at once or die!? He growled as he drew his blade To spill my blood upon the glade. ?My soul I will not give to you, No matter what you say or do!? He charged me with a running start, His blade aimed straight at my heart, But clumsy were his feet and slow, As I stepped aside to avoid the blow. Into the tree he pummeled hard, He shook the leaves and his head he jarred. I couldn?t let the opportunity pass, I ran up quick and kicked him square in the ass. As he fell his sword flew to the right, And I swung my fist with all my might. I hit him hard right in the head, ?You?ll never have my soul, ? I said. I drew my dagger and stuck it in his eye. Then slit his throat and left him there to die.
Copyright?2004 Gloria Gypsy

Author's Location: Oshkosh, Wisconsin More Poems: Gloria Gypsy has posted 20 additional poems- View them? Author's Profile: To learn more about Gloria Gypsy - Click HERE
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