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3/1/2007
10:31:43 am EST
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Wiccans Warn Lunar Eclipse Spells Trouble For Anna Nicole Burial (*Spoof)
Author: queen mudder Source: The Spoof
Title: WICCANS WARN LUNAR ECLIPSE SPELLS TROUBLE FOR ANNA NICOLE BURIAL
The Nassau Earth Mysteries Coven has issued its sternest warning yet that Saturday's Lunar eclipse cuts across strategic astrological lines in Anna Nicole Smith's natal chart
Its spokeswoman told a news conference today that any burial conducted under the run up to the eclipsed Virgo/Pisces lunation is prone to grave cataclysmic forces such as landslides, earth slips, sudden hole in the cemetary syndrome and related phenomena.
This applies particularly to the Lakeview Memorial Gardens and Mausoleums site on the downtown John F. Kennedy Drive where Daniel Smith is buried.
Wren Chirps In: *Spoof -- The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
Submitted by and Thanks to: anabel
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| Forgive Me.. | Mar 2nd. at 2:10:27 pm EST
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bigcat (peoria, Illinois) - Email Me
but-- just who is Anna Nicole Smith again-and what was she noted for?
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| And I Saw A Fifth Rider... | Mar 1st. at 2:29:27 pm EST
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Pinky McFatfat, High Shamrock Shake (Dublin) (Northumberland, Pennsylvania) - Email Me
....and his name was "Augmentation". Gloppily he spread his cup of silicon across the land.
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