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 Witchvox Chapter: Wren's Nest News   Chapter Page Views: 59,684,408  

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[Humor]

Date Posted:
3/9/2010
4:51:15 pm EST


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Barking Up The Wrong Sacred Tree

Author: Rick Koster   Source: The Day (CT)

Title: BARKING UP THE WRONG SACRED TREE

I think we have some pagans living in our part of town. Several, actually - and not all in one big, leafy communal house, either. They're sprinkled about the neighborhood like elf-dust.

Which is fine.

Pagans on the whole are a fairly interesting if occasionally goofy set of folks - whereas I'm just sour-tempered and my car is ugly and smashed into the backyard fence at a comical angle on a bed of empty beer cans. By comparison, "occasionally goofy" isn't a bad thing at all. Most of the "goofy" part comes via the names the pagans adopt to replace their given names.
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I Think... Mar 12th. at 1:34:24 am EST

Serendipity (Bonita Springs, Florida) - Email Me

I think Rick Koster might be a budding pagan lol. This was too cute.



Darn Mar 11th. at 3:42:38 pm EST

Armida (Hull, Quebec) - Email Me

I`m going to see Gordon Lightfoot in April; I hope Gumbo can join the tour before July, cause I want to hear his rendition of "Hangdog Hotel".



*giggles* Mar 11th. at 10:48:57 am EST

Lady Macha (Virginia Beach, Virginia) - Email Me

Ooo, I soo needed that, reminds me of the Chocolate Ritual that went around all the pagan boards back in the day. I'm sure some of us might get our knickers in a twist about this, but if you can't laugh at yourself, then you should never laugh at another...

Oo, I almost forgot, does anyone remember "Bubba Wicca" ;-}



Pagan Names... Mar 10th. at 12:03:46 pm EST

Naya Ćrodiode (Memphis, Tennessee) - Email Me - Web

Really, really make me want to cringe every time I hear them.

If I think your Pagan name is stupid (like it sounds as if it came from a cheesy fantasy novel or a role playing game) , I will be very apt to forget it and instead make up my own variations of it to compensate for my brain's tendency to reject idiocy.

Right, Squirrel MoonBuggy?



Vernal Equinox Mar 9th. at 10:04:31 pm EST

Ahr-Ohn (Bridgeport, Connecticut) - Email Me

Catch the Dawn, of Vernal Equinox, and see if you can tell what the current Sun Sign is.






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